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frame, Lexi.

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Frame, Lexi.

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Looks very pretty.

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I am going to put

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my report card in it

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and give it to you

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so you can put it

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so you can put it

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on your desk.

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Oh, so that means you are

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expecting a good report card.

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Yes, and I'm going to let

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you keep it.

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You keep it.

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Ha-ha, well, thank you.

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You know, your first school

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report card is a pretty big

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deal.

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Really?

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Really?

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If I do well,

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can we celebrate with a cat?

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[Chuckles]

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You already have a gerbil.

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I know, but gerbil's can't

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have kittens.

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Uh, sorry.

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No cat for you, sweet stuff.

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Okay, we'll talk about it

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Okay, we'll talk about it

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later.

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So do adults get report cards?

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Uh, not exactly.

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Uh, not exactly.

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I mean, sometimes you get

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evaluations on your job,

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and you can always ask a boss

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or a coworker for feedback.

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Or a coworker for feedback.

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But nothing you can put

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in a frame?

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Not really.

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Ah, but you know, I do get

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ratings from my students online,

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ratings from my students online,

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and I'll have you know that

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I've been ranked as a top

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professor in my department

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for the last five years.

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For the last five years.

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When you were my teacher,

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I gave you all a-plus-pluses.

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Oh, and that's exactly

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Oh, and that's exactly

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what my college students

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give me too.

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Check that out.

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"Dr. Reed is awesome.

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"Dr. Reed is awesome.

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His podcasts are always

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informative and interactive."

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"I love Dr. Reed's teaching

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style."

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Ooh, look at that one.

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"He has a gorgeous smile."

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Well, you know, it's supposed

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to just be about my teaching,

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to just be about my teaching,

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but what can you do?

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"Dr. Reed takes himself

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and his material way too

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and his material way too

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seriously."

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"He is a pompous..."

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Daddy, I can't say that word.

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So last week we talked

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So last week we talked

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about your opinion of yourself.

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You mean my low self-esteem.

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And so how did our talk

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and so how did our talk

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affect your week?

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I think I'm making progress.

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Really?

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I heard channel 35

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is looking for a weather girl,

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so I got up the courage

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and I submitted a tape.

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Wow.

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You know, I remember you telling

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you know, I remember you telling

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me about how you used to love

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to do the weathercast

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on your way to school

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when you were a kid.

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That's right.

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I wanted to be the female

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I wanted to be the female

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al roker,

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after the lap band, though.

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So it sounds like you're

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starting to take some chances

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starting to take some chances

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maybe that you wouldn't have

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taken in the past.

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Problem is,

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problem is,

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I got the job.

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Why is that a problem?

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Because I'm terrified.

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What if I screw up?

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What if I screw up?

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Well, why do you think

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you're gonna screw up, jentry?

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I don't know.

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I guess my mom's voice

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is stuck in my head.

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You know, she never expects me

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you know, she never expects me

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to do anything right.

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We've had this conversation.

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We've been down this road,

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haven't we?

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Just because your mom

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Just because your mom

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installed the buttons does not

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mean you have to push them.

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I know, I know.

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But I can't help it.

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Maybe I'm just a little nervous.

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That makes sense.

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I mean, you're taking a big

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leap here.

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So let's talk this through.

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your attention on something

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other than what is making you

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scared.

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You could do some deep breathing

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you could do some deep breathing

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exercises.

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I love dancing.

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I dance all the time.

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I dance all the time.

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Well, that's perfect.

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So if you get a little nervous

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before you go on the air,

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do a little dance.

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Will that work in any

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Because when I leave here,

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I have to go see my mom.

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Ooh, gosh, that's a tough

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one.

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But you know what the good news

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We have 20 more minutes

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that we can talk about that.

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Settle in.

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Hey.

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Uh, professor?

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Uh, professor?

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Wife here.

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Waiting for a kiss.

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Waiting for a kiss.

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[Makes smacking sounds]

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Hi.

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Oh, sorry, baby.

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Hey.

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What's wrong?

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What's wrong?

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One of my students going

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by the screen name

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"verbo scribe 248"

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gave me a bad review.

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Gave me a bad review.

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Really?

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Yeah, look at that.

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Huh.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Oh, well.

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What's for dinner?

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Despair.

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Despair.

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Alex, what are you talking

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about?

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It's one review.

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Yeah, but what if the things

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on this website are true?

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On this website are true?

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What if I am pompous?

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What if these vituperative

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statements have basis in fact?

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Okay, I don't even know

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Okay, I don't even know

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what that means, but, Alex,

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that comment was written

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by a sleep-deprived

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by a sleep-deprived

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overstimulated undergrad.

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So, I mean, don't let one bad

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comment spin you out.

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Comment spin you out.

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Well...

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Oh, look.

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Look at this.

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What?

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Come on, look.

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Come on, look.

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Alex, the very next comment

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says, "Dr. Reed is fair

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and impartial.

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His command of early 20th

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century authors is astounding."

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Century authors is astounding."

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And that was written today.

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Babe, come on.

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You are making way too big a

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deal of this.

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No, Carla, you don't

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understand.

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People don't always remember

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the positive.

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But they will always remember

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the negative.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Look.

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Look right there.

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What?

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Michelle sink just gave

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a thumbs up to the original

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comment.

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You know what that means?

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You know what that means?

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What?

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That means she agreed with

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it.

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Pretty soon other people

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are gonna agree with it.

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Then other people are gonna

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agree with the people who agree.

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Agree with the people who agree.

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This is spreading like wildfire.

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Wildfire, Alex?

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Really?

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Okay, come on.

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Okay, come on.

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What?

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Alex, you are a great

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teacher, and you have gotten

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years, years of great reviews.

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Years, years of great reviews.

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Yeah, until now.

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Dad, I'm playing surgeon,

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but I need somebody to operate

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but I need somebody to operate

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on.

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[Chuckles]

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[Sighs] All right, babe.

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I'll play surgeon with you

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in a little while.

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In a little while.

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You okay, daddy?

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Are you still upset about

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what that mean person said

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about you?

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Just a little bit, honey.

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Just a little bit, honey.

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But you know what?

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I will get over it,

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and then I will come

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and play surgeon in a little

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bit.

300
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Okay.

301
00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,530
Okay.

302
00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,820
I'm going to go scrub in.

303
00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,324
[Laughs]

304
00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:05,996
Hey, honey.

305
00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,410
Hey, honey.

306
00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,121
Hey.

307
00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,831
I made my love a treat,

308
00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,291
feel better brownies.

309
00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,000
Fresh out of the oven.

310
00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,500
Fresh out of the oven.

311
00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:14,791
Are you serious?

312
00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,334
You really bake?

313
00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:17,627
Yeah.

314
00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:18,000
I mean, I know I'm no chef,

315
00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,880
I mean, I know I'm no chef,

316
00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,341
but even I can stir eggs

317
00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,631
and water into powder for you.

318
00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:23,415
Oh, you know what?

319
00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:23,998
These even look good, babe.

320
00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,630
These even look good, babe.

321
00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:25,887
Aw.

322
00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:26,638
[Gags]

323
00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:27,299
Oh, my god.

324
00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:27,967
Oh, my god, are they too hot?

325
00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:28,604
I left them in the microwave

326
00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:29,999
too long.

327
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,100
Too long.

328
00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,771
I mean, the oven.

329
00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:33,019
I'm so sorry.

330
00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:33,891
I'm sorry, honey.

331
00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:34,596
I just wanted to give you

332
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a special surprise.

333
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Ooh, and thank-ooh.

334
00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,810
Ooh, and thank-ooh.

335
00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,306
Oh, 'cause I think you're

336
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the best husband in the world.

337
00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:41,999
Mmm, t-tank-ooh.

338
00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,070
Mmm, t-tank-ooh.

339
00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:42,861
[Chuckles]

340
00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:43,324
Oh, my gosh.

341
00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:44,992
I'm gonna go put these

342
00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,071
in the refrigerator.

343
00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:47,995
Mmm, the freezer.

344
00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,410
Mmm, the freezer.

345
00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:50,702
Hi, dad.

346
00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:51,535
Hey, kaci.

347
00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,499
Um, hey.

348
00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:53,999
Do you have any jazz

349
00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,080
do you have any jazz

350
00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:57,625
I can listen to?

351
00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:58,788
When did you start

352
00:06:58,876 --> 00:06:59,996
liking jazz?

353
00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,130
Liking jazz?

354
00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,341
You said jazz sounded like

355
00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,630
two cats fighting

356
00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,343
in a garbage truck.

357
00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,003
That was when I was young

358
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,340
That was when I was young

359
00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:07,965
and immature.

360
00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:09,722
That was last week.

361
00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,144
Okay, well, i--

362
00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,002
I think it's time that

363
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,140
I think it's time that

364
00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,393
I replace my hip-hop

365
00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:14,354
and pop music

366
00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:15,023
for something that's more

367
00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,191
meaningful.

368
00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,229
You know, before it starts

369
00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:18,001
to negatively influence me.

370
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:18,810
To negatively influence me.

371
00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:20,356
Besides,

372
00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:23,569
I love what you love.

373
00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,276
Okay.

374
00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:28,783
My iPod is upstairs

375
00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:29,985
on my dresser.

376
00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:32,124
Thank you, dad.

377
00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:34,661
I love you.

378
00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:35,995
I--i love you, too, kaci.

379
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,960
I--i love you, too, kaci.

380
00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:41,710
Hey.

381
00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:42,004
[Clears throat]

382
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,420
[Clears throat]

383
00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:44,593
Oh, Keenan.

384
00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:45,382
Listen, man.

385
00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:46,384
I know you're disappointed

386
00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:47,625
you're not bulking up as fast

387
00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:47,997
as you like, but I am not

388
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,140
as you like, but I am not

389
00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:50,758
buying you steroids.

390
00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:51,045
No.

391
00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,387
No, dad.

392
00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:53,561
See, I've been thinking about

393
00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:53,999
following in your footsteps

394
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,890
following in your footsteps

395
00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,984
and joining the wrestling team.

396
00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:58,139
What was your wrestling name

397
00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,557
back in college?

398
00:07:59,645 --> 00:07:59,995
Alex.

399
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,940
Alex.

400
00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,944
Well, then I'd be Alex ii.

401
00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:05,566
Think you could show me

402
00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:06,001
some of your old moves?

403
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,150
Some of your old moves?

404
00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,106
What are you talking about?

405
00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,736
You hate wrestling.

406
00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,452
What's going on here?

407
00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:12,002
No, no, no, no.

408
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,490
No, no, no, no.

409
00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,195
No, you're wrong, father.

410
00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:15,785
I love wrestling

411
00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,410
and English literature

412
00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:17,996
and the Harlem renaissance.

413
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,580
And the Harlem renaissance.

414
00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:20,825
Yeah, and all that other stuff

415
00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,917
you love.

416
00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,002
I just want you to know

417
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,050
I just want you to know

418
00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,758
that you have a friend in me.

419
00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,258
Okay, buddy?

420
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:28,841
Okay?

421
00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:29,505
Okay.

422
00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,002
Okay.

423
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,300
Okay.

424
00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:33,006
Hi, daddy.

425
00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:33,595
How are you feeling?

426
00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,999
I'm not quite sure.

427
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,520
I'm not quite sure.

428
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:37,769
Well, just remember,

429
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,140
when you have bad feelings,

430
00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,997
it's okay to cry.

431
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,770
It's okay to cry.

432
00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:46,105
Even for a daddy.

433
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,572
Ah, okay.

434
00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,002
I see what's going on here.

435
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,110
I see what's going on here.

436
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,566
Carla, kaci, Keenan,

437
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,996
come here, please.

438
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,620
Come here, please.

439
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,240
All right, so I got

440
00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:56,617
Betty Crocker,

441
00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,452
Ella Fitzgerald,

442
00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,998
a wannabe wrestler,

443
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,040
a wannabe wrestler,

444
00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:01,462
and baby Oprah telling me

445
00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,460
it's okay to cry.

446
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,463
Look, I know what's going on

447
00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:05,463
here, guys.

448
00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:06,004
Alexis told us that you were

449
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,460
Alexis told us that you were

450
00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:09,166
feeling kind of down,

451
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,297
so we wanted to cheer you up.

452
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,004
But we meant every word we said.

453
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,890
But we meant every word we said.

454
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,219
Um.

455
00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:15,513
No, dad, I'm not gonna listen

456
00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:16,806
to your jazz.

457
00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:17,999
I still hate it.

458
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,220
I still hate it.

459
00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:19,597
But I do love you.

460
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,064
We all love you, sweetie.

461
00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,004
And we just wanted to help.

462
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,020
And we just wanted to help.

463
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,185
I got it.

464
00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,653
All right, and thank you.

465
00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:27,192
I want you to know that

466
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,485
I appreciate having a family

467
00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:29,998
that would rally together

468
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,820
that would rally together

469
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,953
to support me when I am having

470
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,700
a pity party.

471
00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:35,622
But you need to know that daddy

472
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,000
is okay.

473
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,080
Is okay.

474
00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,411
Are you sure?

475
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:41,996
I think I make a good wrestler.

476
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,210
I think I make a good wrestler.

477
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,041
Well, you know, I saw your

478
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,495
last civics exam.

479
00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:46,464
You need to go wrestle

480
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:47,504
a textbook.

481
00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:47,996
[Laughs]

482
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,760
[Laughs]

483
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,178
And that's what's happening

484
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:53,999
in Hollywood.

485
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,140
In Hollywood.

486
00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,008
Now with the weather,

487
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,014
here's the newest member

488
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,595
of our news team, jentry Davies.

489
00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,721
Um, Texas is still suffering

490
00:09:59,807 --> 00:09:59,997
from its latest heat wave.

491
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:05,150
From its latest heat wave.

492
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,609
Expect showers in upstate

493
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:10,070
New York.

494
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,611
Oh.

495
00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:16,448
New York is...

496
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,002
New York is...

497
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,830
New York is...

498
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,209
No, no, no, no.

499
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,504
No, no, no, no.

500
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:29,997
I said to dance before

501
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,500
I said to dance before

502
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,668
you went on camera.

503
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:37,757
Both: Hey.

504
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:38,545
Mwah.

505
00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:40,347
See you later, baby.

506
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:40,931
Okay.

507
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:41,555
[Chuckles]

508
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,000
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

509
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,100
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

510
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,433
You have a good one.

511
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:44,347
No, you have a good one.

512
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:44,845
You're so silly.

513
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,895
[Giggles]

514
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:47,729
Oh, where are my keys?

515
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:48,003
Where are my keys?

516
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,110
Where are my keys?

517
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,190
Can't get anywhere without

518
00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:50,784
my keys.

519
00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,068
Oh, what the hell?

520
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,002
What's wrong, babe?

521
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,700
What's wrong, babe?

522
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,279
Virgo scribe 248

523
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,704
posted another comment.

524
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,702
Let's see.

525
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:00,004
"Did you see Dr. Reed's

526
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,160
"Did you see Dr. Reed's

527
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,503
last lecture?

528
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,578
I think he's the first man

529
00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:05,412
to wear a skinny shirt."

530
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:05,998
[Laughs]

531
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,580
[Laughs]

532
00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:07,075
That's awesome.

533
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:07,706
No, that's not funny.

534
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,342
It's not?

535
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,208
No, this thing is escalating,

536
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:10,964
Carla.

537
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:11,585
Look at all the people

538
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:12,000
who agree with that.

539
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,300
Who agree with that.

540
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,511
Okay.

541
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,300
Oh.

542
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,433
Oh, look at Virgo scribe

543
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,679
248's last post.

544
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,000
"I hate his pretentious beard.

545
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,680
"I hate his pretentious beard.

546
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:23,972
I bet he thinks he's socrates."

547
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:24,848
Well, baby, at least they

548
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,734
know who socrates is.

549
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,602
I got to find out who this

550
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:29,997
Virgo scribe 248 is

551
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,190
Virgo scribe 248 is

552
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,483
and figure out why he or she

553
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,437
is leaving these comments

554
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,607
about me.

555
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:36,004
Yeah, but what are you gonna

556
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,280
Yeah, but what are you gonna

557
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,282
do?

558
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:37,863
I mean, all you have

559
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:38,317
is a screen name.

560
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,406
I don't know.

561
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,240
I even responded

562
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:40,914
to the original post

563
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,001
trying to open up a dialogue.

564
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,080
Trying to open up a dialogue.

565
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:43,740
What happened?

566
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,618
[Chortles]

567
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,003
Comment number five

568
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:46,910
suggests how I should spend

569
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:47,997
my weekend.

570
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,040
My weekend.

571
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,754
Oh, please.

572
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,294
Nobody's that flexible.

573
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,380
Expect showers in upstate

574
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,014
New York.

575
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,050
[Laughing]

576
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,304
[Coughing]

577
00:11:59,385 --> 00:11:59,995
Good morning,

578
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,600
Good morning,

579
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,599
Ms. Davies.

580
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,391
I will tell Dr. Reed

581
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,004
you are here.

582
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,730
You are here.

583
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,019
Ooh.

584
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:08,852
I--i, um...

585
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:09,686
[Coughs]

586
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,900
I got something caught in my--

587
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,000
I'm coughing and, um...

588
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,610
I'm coughing and, um...

589
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,070
Ay, lord, I'm lying.

590
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:14,650
I'm sorry.

591
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:15,653
I'm just gonna go cleanse.

592
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,004
[Breathes deeply]

593
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,150
[Breathes deeply]

594
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:20,778
Did you see me do the weather

595
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,365
the other night?

596
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,001
Yes.

597
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,080
Yes.

598
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:25,741
And my kids showed it

599
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,618
to me on their phone

600
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:28,655
the next morning.

601
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:29,747
Oh, great.

602
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:30,002
So they're a part of the

603
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,370
so they're a part of the

604
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,628
30,000 hits the TV station's

605
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,460
website got.

606
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,705
It was scary, huh?

607
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:35,996
How are you feeling now?

608
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,630
How are you feeling now?

609
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:39,336
Well, I tried one of the

610
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,255
techniques that we talked about.

611
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,003
It didn't go exactly as I

612
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,640
it didn't go exactly as I

613
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,550
planned.

614
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,597
I got a little upset,

615
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,430
but I'm okay now.

616
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,175
Yeah, that's right.

617
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:47,996
It's a little bump in the road.

618
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,060
It's a little bump in the road.

619
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:48,682
You can get past it.

620
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,597
Oh, no.

621
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,096
It was a big bump.

622
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,558
And I'm quitting.

623
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:53,997
Why?

624
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,610
Why?

625
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,650
I thought this was your big

626
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:55,903
break.

627
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,863
And I broke it.

628
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,003
I made a fool out of myself

629
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,320
I made a fool out of myself

630
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,454
in front of all of those people.

631
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,821
There's no way I can go back

632
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:04,908
on TV after that.

633
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:05,532
Well, it seems like your

634
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:05,998
worst fear came true,

635
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,660
worst fear came true,

636
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,445
and I can understand

637
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,787
why you're embarrassed, jentry.

638
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,502
But that doesn't mean that

639
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,001
shouldn't try again.

640
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,670
Shouldn't try again.

641
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,670
But what if it's even worse

642
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,131
next time.

643
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,341
Look, if you're afraid

644
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,840
to pursue what makes you happy

645
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,002
just because you might be

646
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,340
just because you might be

647
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,933
embarrassed, then maybe you

648
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:21,508
should just stay in your

649
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,432
apartment and never leave.

650
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,001
Sounds like a plan.

651
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,390
Sounds like a plan.

652
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,140
No, no, no, no.

653
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,392
No, jentry, it's not a plan.

654
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,184
If you don't resolve them,

655
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:29,996
your feelings are gonna follow

656
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,270
your feelings are gonna follow

657
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:30,891
you wherever you go.

658
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,806
Well, that's why I'm here.

659
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,395
Yeah, and therapy

660
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,000
is about progress,

661
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,020
is about progress,

662
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:36,816
not perfection.

663
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,689
I know.

664
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:40,437
Look, since we've been

665
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,608
seeing each other,

666
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:41,995
we have discovered that the core

667
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,320
we have discovered that the core

668
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,244
of your problems comes from

669
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,163
your mother's influence

670
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:45,781
on your self-esteem.

671
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,996
But your mom's in rehab,

672
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,120
but your mom's in rehab,

673
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,452
and you have your own apartment

674
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,117
now.

675
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:54,004
So it's about you, not her.

676
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,920
So it's about you, not her.

677
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,420
I guess you're right.

678
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,173
Really?

679
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,134
That's the motivational voice

680
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,003
you're gonna use?

681
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,630
You're gonna use?

682
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,724
I don't know.

683
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,049
[Chuckles]

684
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,593
Has there ever been anyone

685
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,087
positive in your life,

686
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:05,837
someone that's made you feel

687
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:05,998
good about yourself?

688
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,010
Good about yourself?

689
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,427
Yeah, my granny.

690
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,425
Perfect, your granny.

691
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,726
So I'm gonna try this.

692
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:11,999
[Clears throat]

693
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,890
[Clears throat]

694
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:14,808
"Jentry.

695
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,565
Jentry, you're beautiful.

696
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:17,998
You're--you're strong,

697
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,440
you're--you're strong,

698
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,565
you're an intelligent

699
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,281
young woman,

700
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,740
and you can do anything

701
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,000
that you put your mind to."

702
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,780
That you put your mind to."

703
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:25,163
[Laughing]

704
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:25,949
You're crazy.

705
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,581
"No, I'm not crazy, bubbela.

706
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,999
All right, I'm telling you,

707
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,040
all right, I'm telling you,

708
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,829
you can do it.

709
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:36,002
You can do the weather."

710
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:36,833
My granny doesn't sound

711
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,417
like that.

712
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,252
"Yeah, but you get the point,

713
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,456
don't you?"

714
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,166
Yeah.

715
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:41,795
"Yeah?

716
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,000
So stop your kvetching, honey,

717
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,920
so stop your kvetching, honey,

718
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:43,257
all right?

719
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:43,920
You know why?"

720
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,758
Because you can do this,

721
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:46,053
jentry.

722
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,995
You're fine.

723
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,390
You're fine.

724
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:48,970
You're right.

725
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:49,474
That's right.

726
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,015
Thank you, granny.

727
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,388
"You're welcome, honey."

728
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,004
[Laughs]

729
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,810
[Laughs]

730
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:56,853
Hey, guys.

731
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:57,687
Hey, babe.

732
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:58,441
Hey.

733
00:14:58,522 --> 00:14:59,232
Hey.

734
00:14:59,315 --> 00:14:59,995
Did you figure out who's posting

735
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,150
did you figure out who's posting

736
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,282
all those negative comments?

737
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,478
No, not yet.

738
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,398
You know, I started out trying

739
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,445
to match the linguistical

740
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,778
patterns of my students' papers

741
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,003
with the comments,

742
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,660
with the comments,

743
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,319
but I have over 100 students.

744
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,867
Would have taken me a year.

745
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,490
Yeah, that's insane.

746
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:11,997
Then he told me what he was

747
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,240
Then he told me what he was

748
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,288
trying to do, so I told him

749
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,870
I'd help him out with this hsi.

750
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,865
Hsi?

751
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:17,997
Hater scene investigation.

752
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,380
Hater scene investigation.

753
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,079
Oh.

754
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:19,878
First step is finding out

755
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:24,000
who Virgo scribe 248 is.

756
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,800
Who Virgo scribe 248 is.

757
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:26,433
Her first comment was posted

758
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,338
on the 15th.

759
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,507
Her?

760
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:29,995
I'm guessing it's a girl

761
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,260
I'm guessing it's a girl

762
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,056
because only girls put

763
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:31,968
their zodiac sign

764
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,306
as their screen names.

765
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,101
Really?

766
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,004
It's a fact.

767
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,230
It's a fact.

768
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,140
Oh.

769
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,397
You know, my literary

770
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:38,899
interpretation class

771
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,689
got their grade

772
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,443
on their first paper

773
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,003
on the 15th.

774
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,940
On the 15th.

775
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,607
Wait.

776
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:47,195
Her screen profile has no

777
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:47,999
contact information,

778
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,530
contact information,

779
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,195
so I can't find out

780
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,952
her real name.

781
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:52,374
Wait, unless--

782
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,001
unless, unless...

783
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,750
Unless, unless...

784
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,118
What are you doing?

785
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:56,955
Cross-referencing

786
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,079
her email address

787
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:58,995
to all the social network sites.

788
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,003
Oh.

789
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,790
Oh.

790
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,166
Then I copy.

791
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,633
Select.

792
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,013
Open.

793
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:05,999
Scroll down.

794
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,930
Scroll down.

795
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,548
Paste.

796
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,635
Bam.

797
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,389
Wow.

798
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,000
Virgo scribe's full profile

799
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,680
Virgo scribe's full profile

800
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,393
information.

801
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,852
Everything's open to the public

802
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:15,432
if you know where to look.

803
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,516
Wow.

804
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,600
Oh, my god.

805
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:17,995
Ariel Rogers.

806
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,350
Ariel Rogers.

807
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,186
Wait.

808
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,860
She's such a good student.

809
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,999
And she's your hater.

810
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,070
And she's your hater.

811
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,109
Want me to sabotage her

812
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:25,982
credit rating while I'm here?

813
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,998
No, that won't be necessary.

814
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,240
No, that won't be necessary.

815
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,032
Want me to improve yours?

816
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,615
No.

817
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:34,912
Well...

818
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,003
No.

819
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,250
No.

820
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,367
Hey, Keenan, man,

821
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,077
thank you, man.

822
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:41,996
No problem.

823
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,040
No problem.

824
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,836
[Clears throat]

825
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:44,799
How did you learn how to do

826
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:45,998
this?

827
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,918
My boy Vaughn.

828
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:48,796
Vaughn?

829
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,592
Okay, he's not coming back

830
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,125
in this house.

831
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,217
Ever.

832
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,003
Wow.

833
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,850
Wow.

834
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:55,810
That's crazy.

835
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:56,969
Wow.

836
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,097
So, babe, now that you've

837
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:58,983
tracked down that this is

838
00:16:59,059 --> 00:16:59,999
Ariel, what are you gonna do?

839
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,100
Ariel, what are you gonna do?

840
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,897
Well, I'm gonna sit down

841
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:04,901
with her, have a conversation

842
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:05,482
so I can understand

843
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:05,996
what her problem is.

844
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,610
What her problem is.

845
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,192
Really?

846
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:07,476
Yeah.

847
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,898
Don't you think that's

848
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:09,486
a bit much?

849
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,110
What?

850
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:10,695
I mean, not everybody

851
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:11,999
has to like you, honey.

852
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,320
Has to like you, honey.

853
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,026
And why not?

854
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,235
No, no, I'm saying,

855
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,485
look, if I do a good job

856
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:17,998
professionally,

857
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,580
professionally,

858
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,252
plus I'm a cool dude personally,

859
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,420
what is there not to like?

860
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,418
Wow.

861
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,579
Wow, what?

862
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:23,997
Wow.

863
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,130
Wow.

864
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,920
That's a lot of ego talk, baby.

865
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:27,964
No, Carla, it has nothing

866
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,467
to do with ego, all right?

867
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:29,998
The point is, I want to get down

868
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,130
the point is, I want to get down

869
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,005
to the bottom of this,

870
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,051
and I am willing to bet

871
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,925
that this is just a huge

872
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:35,392
misunderstanding.

873
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,001
Mm-hmm.

874
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,930
Mm-hmm.

875
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,394
Okay.

876
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,314
Well, if it isn't,

877
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,003
I am not making anymore

878
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,150
I am not making anymore

879
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:43,978
brownies.

880
00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:44,652
Oh, well, that's okay,

881
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,110
because my tongue hasn't healed

882
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,000
from the last batch.

883
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,610
From the last batch.

884
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,192
[Both laugh]

885
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:53,995
Today's high will be 75

886
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,450
Today's high will be 75

887
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,242
and mid 80s this weekend.

888
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,156
So if you go outside,

889
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:58,993
don't forget to put on

890
00:17:59,077 --> 00:17:59,867
your sunscreen

891
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:00,003
as you dance into the weekend.

892
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,620
As you dance into the weekend.

893
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,955
For channel 35 action news,

894
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,001
I'm jentry Davies.

895
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,290
I'm jentry Davies.

896
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,468
Oh.

897
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:11,998
I'm so proud of her.

898
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,590
I'm so proud of her.

899
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:13,264
Carla really helped a client.

900
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,472
Yes, she needs a little help

901
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,142
with the dance steps, though.

902
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,001
Next time she comes in,

903
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,720
next time she comes in,

904
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,636
I'm gonna lend her some of

905
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:23,143
my old dance fever tapes.

906
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:23,997
What?

907
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,020
What?

908
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:25,102
Deney terrio still sends me

909
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,227
birthday cards.

910
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,113
Sure, he does.

911
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,319
Darling, you don't know

912
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:29,999
my life.

913
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,530
My life.

914
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,573
You know, Ariel, I'm really

915
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:35,996
surprised that you were

916
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,740
surprised that you were

917
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:37,624
the one posting those

918
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,159
negative comments about me.

919
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,163
I don't get it.

920
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,004
You are a great student.

921
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,330
You are a great student.

922
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,662
What would make you do that?

923
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,367
Because I think it's true.

924
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,747
Really?

925
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,504
You really think I take

926
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:48,004
myself too seriously?

927
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,290
Myself too seriously?

928
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,168
You're here now, aren't you?

929
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,216
Well, I'm here now

930
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:53,998
because you made this thing

931
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,050
because you made this thing

932
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,592
personal.

933
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,256
Well, it is personal.

934
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,393
I just...

935
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,001
I just don't like you.

936
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,270
I just don't like you.

937
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,058
But what's there not

938
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,561
to like?

939
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,004
I mean, you get as

940
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,480
I mean, you get as

941
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,022
in my class.

942
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:08,605
No, the class is fine.

943
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,399
I love the subject matter.

944
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,003
I just don't like you.

945
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,110
I just don't like you.

946
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,492
So this has nothing to do

947
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,030
with my teaching

948
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:16,703
or my knowledge of the subject

949
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,110
matter?

950
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:17,997
No.

951
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,870
No.

952
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,409
Have I ever done anything

953
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,702
to you personally that

954
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,785
offended you or bothered you?

955
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:24,001
Look, professor Reed,

956
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,910
Look, professor Reed,

957
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:26,708
I just don't have to like

958
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,040
everybody.

959
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:28,665
You are absolutely right,

960
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,880
Ariel.

961
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,000
You do not have to like me.

962
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,460
You do not have to like me.

963
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,085
That's okay.

964
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,590
But that website

965
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,003
is for recommending professors

966
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,050
is for recommending professors

967
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:36,513
to other students,

968
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,892
not to trash them.

969
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:39,849
So I would appreciate it

970
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,598
if you would keep your personal

971
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,000
opinions to yourself.

972
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,270
Opinions to yourself.

973
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,138
You know what else

974
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,644
I don't like about you--

975
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,266
I really don't care.

976
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,001
Good day, Ms. Rogers.

977
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,810
Good day, Ms. Rogers.

978
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,777
Hey, hey, and hey.

979
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,784
Hey.

980
00:19:59,865 --> 00:19:59,995
Wow.

981
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,660
Wow.

982
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,411
I haven't seen that smile

983
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,331
in a while.

984
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,239
What's going on?

985
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,997
Well, I...

986
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,079
Just checked the website,

987
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,415
and after my last podcast,

988
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:10,669
the positive comments

989
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,001
are just in abundance.

990
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,380
Are just in abundance.

991
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,421
Aw.

992
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,633
Congratulations, sweetie.

993
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,213
Mwah.

994
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,127
Thank you.

995
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,004
These are for you.

996
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,510
These are for you.

997
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,262
All of these?

998
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,843
Yeah, man, and this one.

999
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:21,928
Visa.

1000
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:22,932
Discover.

1001
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:23,763
What--

1002
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:23,997
American express?

1003
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,520
American express?

1004
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:25,809
What?

1005
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:26,431
"Because of the increase

1006
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:29,996
in your credit score..."

1007
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,310
In your credit score..."

1008
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,225
Oh.

1009
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,733
Both: Keenan!

1010
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:38,333
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